#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  I'm sure the Sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced--that's what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced.
#Twin Peaks%Leo:     Leo needs a new pair of shoes!
#Twin Peaks%Andy:    Lucy!
 Lucy:    What?
 Andy:    <Crash!>
 Lucy:    Andy?
#Twin Peaks%Senor Droolcup: Your milk is gonna get cool....
 Cooper (lying on his back, bleeding): OhKaayy
#Twin Peaks%Sarah Palmer: I miss her so much.  I miss her so much!  I miss her so much!!!
#Twin Peaks%Audrey:  Don't make me leave?  Please...
 don't make me leave?
#Twin Peaks%Chief Norwegian: Is something wrong, young, pretty girl?
#Twin Peaks%Cooper: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
#Twin Peaks%Dick:    I lost your number....
 Lucy:    I work at the sheriff's office!  You could have dialed 911!
#Twin Peaks%Truman:  You saw a giant?
 Cooper:  Yes.
 Albert:  Any relation to the dwarf?
#Twin Peaks%Hawk:    Some of my best friends are white people!
#Twin Peaks%Pete:    This smoke inhalation is a nasty business.  I feel like someone taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus!
#Twin Peaks%Jerry:   Marshmallows?!!  Ben, WHERE are those HICKORY STICKS?
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  Look!  Ducks!  On a lake!  Ahhh.
#Twin Peaks%Mike:    This is his true face, but few can see it.  The gifted--and the damned.
#Twin Peaks%Truman:  You know, I should take up medicine.
 Cooper:  Oh?  Why's that?
 Truman:  Because I'm beginning to feel a bit like... Dr. Watson.
#Twin Peaks%Leland:  Just call me Fred!
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  Mrs. Palmer, there are things dark and heinous in this world.
#Twin Peaks%Catherine: I can't understand a word you're saying... you have a thing in your mouth!
#Twin Peaks%Bobby:   Doc Hayward said you needed familiar stimulants, so we figured, what the hell, kazoos.
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  It's a good idea to leave your troubles at home when you operate a motor vehicle, Leland.
#Twin Peaks%Log Lady: My husband was a logging man... he met the devil.  Fire is the devil, hiding like a coward in the smoke.
#Twin Peaks%Jerry:   Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest you get a better lawyer.
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  Diane, last night I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop, and awoke to discover I was chewing on one of my foam disposable earplugs.  Perhaps I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption.
#Twin Peaks%Catherine: Everything here smells like fish.
 Pete: Well, you could try washing your socks separately.
#Twin Peaks%Mike:    He is BOB!  Eager for fun!  He wears a smile.  EVERYBODY RUN.
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  Did you know Laura Palmer?
 Leo:     No.
 Cooper:  How well did you know her?
 Leo:     I said I didn't!
 Cooper:  You're lying.
#Twin Peaks%Jacques: So Leo put the chip in her mouth, and say, "Bite the bullet, baby, biiite the bullet!!"
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  In another world he might have been a seer or a shaman priest... here he's just a shoe salesman who walks with the shadows.
#Twin Peaks%Catherine: Are you an ambitious man, Mr. Neff?
 Mr. Neff:  One likes to think so.
 Catherine: One never knows.  There may still be a few T's left to cross.
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  Laura and I had the same dream.
 Andy:    That's impossible!
 Cooper:  Yes, it is.
#Twin Peaks%Hawk:    I had to drink 3 pots of chamomile tea to find that out!  Which reminds me--can I be excused, sir?
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  So Harry, how long you been seeing her?
 Truman (awestruck):  How did you know?
 Cooper:  Body language.
 Truman:  Geez louise!
#Twin Peaks%Albert:  Okay, confining my conclusions to the planet Earth....
#Twin Peaks%Pierre:  Sometimes things happen just like THAT.  <snap!>
#Twin Peaks%Pete:    And how do you take your coffee, Agent Cooper?
 Cooper:  Black as midnight on a moonless night.
 Pete:    Pret-ty black.
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  This morning, I will practice an extra twenty minutes of yogic dis-cipline, after which the pain is banished to a cul-de-sac in a remote suburb of my conscious mind.
#Twin Peaks%Lucy:    All men in the world should be taken to a desert island and forced to eat sand!
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  I think I saw a rabbit!
 Truman:  Must've been a snowshoe rabbit.
 Cooper:  Snowshoe!  Snowshoe rabbit!
#Twin Peaks%Andy:    They shot Waldo!
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  So... are you still seeing this... Dick?
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  Wanna know why I'm whittling?
 Truman:  OK, I'll bite.  Why are you whittling?
 Cooper:  Because that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not speed up.
#Twin Peaks%Ben:     If you will permit me, Sven, to repeat what you told me this morning after your run--"My air sacs have never felt so good!"
#Twin Peaks%Jerry:   Look at what she gave me:   a whole leg of lamb!  You sprinkle some garlic on that, some fresh mint, that's rotisserie heaven!
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  Sheriff, what kind of fantastic trees have you got around here?  Big, majestic--
 Truman:  Douglas firs.
 Cooper:  Douglas firs....
#Twin Peaks%Jerry:   Brother Ben, we've got two ledgers and a smoked cheese pig... so which one do we burn?  And it ain't gonna be my pig.
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
#Twin Peaks%Audrey:  Friendship is the foundation of any lasting relationship.
 Cooper:  Well, it's nice to be quoted accurately.
#Twin Peaks%Cooper:  They got a cherry pie there that'll kill ya!
#Twin Peaks%Gordon:  COOP, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL, MEXICAN CHIWOWWOW.
